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Nov 05 2003 what do you do when you are rendering?

this used to be a problem with audio.. i remember the days when i would leave a piece of CSound compiling over night to hear it in the morning..

now i'm compiling some DV for a client.. and thank god computers are faster.. but it still take a couple of hours for a complicated render.. .. once a while back with after effect 3 i waited 7 days for 2 minutes. hahaha..

so.. what to do while i wait for this render to finish???
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umami nov 05 view my webpage add umami to buddies send umami emMail
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1) put all your money in an envelope
2) address it to me
3) don't forget the stamp
4) drop in mailbox

better yet, just drive it on over.
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jdg nov 05 view my webpage add jdg to buddies send jdg emMail
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ok.. here i come! vroom vroom
(only 19% done BTW)
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umami nov 05 view my webpage add umami to buddies send umami emMail
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man, you've got plenty of time! pick me up some ice cream on your way, would you?
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jdg nov 05 view my webpage add jdg to buddies send jdg emMail
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hey try this:
call your cell fone on your land lines speaker phone.

while on speaker (with yourself on your sell)

put cell phones "talk" part upto the speaker phones speaker.
hit any number key on your cell phone..
modulate the distance between cell phone and speaker phone..
instant dub effect delay line wowzers phreakin' fun..

(23%)
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caddis nov 05 view my webpage add caddis to buddies send caddis emMail
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Wow! 7 days for 2 minutes? I could go there and back one dollar at a time, and you'd still get .... (scratches head)

50 or sixty bucks!

0% done.
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caddis nov 05 view my webpage add caddis to buddies send caddis emMail
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You could go check out the script I just sent you.

Let me know if it crashes your system or deletes any accounts. It should only be sending me paypal packages.
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caddis nov 05 view my webpage add caddis to buddies send caddis emMail
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duh: 50 or sixty bucks!


Or half that unless I was driving about 150 mph.
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caddis nov 05 view my webpage add caddis to buddies send caddis emMail
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Wow. I had kung-pow chicken tonight. let me just say this:

FUCK EVERYBODY!!
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umami nov 05 view my webpage add umami to buddies send umami emMail
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i don't have a landline.

caddis, it's just the kung-pow talking.
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jdg nov 05 view my webpage add jdg to buddies send jdg emMail
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that trick with the cell fone is trippin me out..

yeah and your scirpt broke :P
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caddis nov 05 view my webpage add caddis to buddies send caddis emMail
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I sent a new one.

kung-POW!!
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jdg nov 05 view my webpage add jdg to buddies send jdg emMail
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trying now
(43%)
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shit i can't wait anymore..
i'm off to bed.

also caddis=perl hero
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way to go caddis, you suck up. steal my good idea and then butter him up with fancy code. hmph.
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dang... 7 days... I remember back in the days of SoundDesigner we'd wait for 4-6 hours to have a file mixed... the Mac would often freeze, though, and since there was no "% done" indicator, we had to judge by the sounds of the harddrive whether it was still going, or it had just frozen and we had to start over. Which sucked 'cuz it was a school computer and we had just used up our bi-weekly timeslot.

clickclicklcickclick=bad
clickclickwhirrrrr=good
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