"weekee weekee woook wook weeekee weeek"  

ok dave, lets put that on the backburner for the moment and lets focus on the more pressing matter of condies mishapened head.  

im dead sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy. look at ma titties.  

ay wish ay had myself them big man titties. ay fink dey call dem de moobies  

shit on my tits and fuck my mouth.  

i dont find this idea funny at all  

hahahhaa  

be sure to hit refresh if i dont look like jdg  

edit, my sense of humr's will get me in trouble :p

edited: 29 Jun 2005   

btw that was dubya doing some turntable scratch tactics  

"I kinda feel like partying" (party-boy style)  

"how the FUCK do I make beatz like that boy AFX, I mean GODDAMN thats some skittery shit he got going...wow...can you feel it yet? i think Im coming up...shit I gotta dance!"  

"oooh....look. Ive gone all buttery"  

hahaha best one!  

you can't make this shit up...

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat."

"It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way."

"It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life."

"The true strength of America happens when a neighbor loves a neighbor just like they'd like to be loved themselves."

"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country."

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