ear-infections
gangbangers who have to hold up their pants when they walk
tweekers
born agains and and again  

• cats who piss on your cloths
• running out of toilet paper  

gangbangers who have to hold up their pants when they walk!?  

• neighbours constantly hammering something...
• the creature under my bed  

• 7:41am and it's already hot as hell.  

• dustbin wagons/gabage trucks(idiot drivers)
-the other week, one nearly made me smash right into the back of it. the fucker pulled out as i was about to pass it, im sure he did it on purpose. one morning i was in a rush and one blocked me off going down a narrow residential street, coming right towards me and wouldnt move i had to reverse right back where i'd come from.
and yesterday one was stopped-parked right across a busy t-junction fucking up all the traffic flow and causing everyone to nearly crash trying to avoid it

• wanker neighbors - this guy across the street checks our car tax's and tyres' and shit as he walks past every fucking time. it drives my dad mad. the fucking nob reported my dad once when he forgot to renew his car tax. we got a letter from the police saying remove your car from the road as it has no tax and a bald tyre!!!! thats just one of the reasons.

• dogs barking/wanker neighbor - the same twat accross the road lets his 3 yapping little dogs out at like 6am every day!!!!

grrrrrrrrrrrr
im feeling the anger today.  

the idiots are winning.  

car alarms.  

• mc's who think the are the shit....when they are not.
saw one wednesday night. went and stood outside.  

• the beeping of arming the car alarms  

• haters  

my friends partner is jamican and she says that the 'jeans around your arse' thing originated with the gays on the island. Make of that what you will.

• people uisng unflattering pictures of me as profiles [yeah, im a hypocrite ]

• pubs that have really fucking loud bands playing every thursday night until nearly 11.30 and then the landlady has the cheek to make comments about when we have a party.

• men delivering barrels to the pub and being noisy as fuck first thing in the morning

• pub dog barking its head off - [take the thing out for a walk bitch!]

• trying to sort out multiple file uploads in php with extensive file checking to maintain server security.

• decendents of colonial fuckers in Tshwane complaining that their heritage is being taken away by changing its name from Pretoria. ["it was called Tshwane first you pricks!"]

• Blairs insistance that we should all have every piece of information on a national database and then pay for the issuing of national ID cards, using terrorism, benefit fraud and now identity theft as reasons for it. [terrorists either use their own ID or fake it. Nearly all benefit fraud is misinformation, not false ID. ID theft and losing money from banks is a private matter between you and the bank - not you and the state]

• listening to how people talk about their neighbours who have mental issues. Like their only contact with these people is when their neighbours are having 'issues' - get fucking real

edited: 27 May 2005   

- a coworker who sings about jesus all day, neither loudly nor quietly
- same coworker punctuates singing with loud hoarcking sounds  

you have a stalker. and it's a binman.  

Not wiping good enough, and realizing it hours later.