You're so skinny that you use dental floss as toilet paper.
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You're so skinny, when you wear yellow, you look like a #2 pencil.
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oh man, i just made my own burfday thingy.
happy burfday stump fister!
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You're so skinny, you use Chapstick as a deoderant.
Happy B-Day!
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haha! thanks!
jdg: you just wait. yours is coming...
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umami said: jdg: you just wait. yours is coming...
sqweeeel i cannot wait for you slim!
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congratumulations!, also on continuing to be alive.
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my suggestion:
When he passes out at your house, draw on his gums with a sharpie.
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the day of doomami eh? happy b-day!!!!!!!! i'm going to post on the other blog now
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people in my office don't believe i'm 30. hmm. maybe i need to start acting my age?
nah.
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you actually look closer to 34
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