jdg was emJesus
but you missed it  

I pledge myself to your teachings, jdg.  

John McCaig
11:39

shit i just yawned so big my mouth came unhinged and a small man crawled out, then he yawned, really big as well, and an even smaller man crawled out of his mouth!

Josh Umami
11:40

LOL

40:48
wtf!

40:58
that's the funniest thing you've ever said

John McCaig
11:41

hahah really?

41:05
wow

Josh Umami
11:41

lol yeah  

Is this the origin of EMan?  

have you ever yawned so big that the little gland behind your jawbone pops out and gets squeezed between your jaw and your cheek? that sucks.  

Ouch!  

Tripnik, are you some sort of poisonous lizard??????  

oh
my god

did you get curbed or something?  

i've yawned so hard that the muscle under my chin has went twang! it hurts. i've told other people about thsi and they look at me as if i'm some kind of freak  

is that before you tell them the story?  

ive had that but it felt more like a cramp and it fucking hurt!!!!! lots.  

have you ever noticed that when u stub your toe against a table u make the exactly same noise as when u yawn?
"aaaawwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhuuuugggghhh."  

i sampled that sound once.

I'm trying to get laszlo to stub his knob in a doorway again so I can sample that, but he won't. Jerl.  

me Grimlock wants to sample the sound of energon

edited: 25 Aug 2005   

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